• 1. Do you love sleeping, whenever you get the opportunity?
  • 2. Are you proud of the fact, that you are disgusting when it comes to manners?
  • 3. In fact, you have participated in burping competitions, and won a few too.
  • 4. Your house is totally clean and tidy, all the time.
  • 5. Having a bath is something you indulge in, once a week or a fortnight if possible...
  • 6. Do people run away due to your smell?
  • 7. Did/Do you love playing in the mud?
  • 8. Do you scare small kids, by making grunting sounds?
  • 9. Do your friends call you a pig nowadays?